Get Adobe Flash player

Help For Prisoners

If you know someone in prison or jail and would like to get them started on our “Virtual Chapels”, please send us the:

Inmate Name;

Prison ID #

Prison Name & Address;

 

Send this to Pastor Gerry, at burneyfam@prodigy.net, or if to have no computer access, mail to:

PO Box 1299

Ukiah, CA 95482

 

We’ll do the rest. You will also be signed up for the Target Truth Ministries newsletter!

Want to get on our email list? Click on the “Join Our Mailing List” box on the right side of our website, Target Truth Ministries and enter your Name & email address.

When you finish the book Eden to Evil we hope you’ll take a few moments and go to Amazon make a comment to encourage others to read about God’s word

Watch Our YouTube Videos

 

Hi there everybody. Hope that your week has been going well, and that you’re keeping up with all that God is doing in your lives!

Let’s talk for a moment about YouTube. Just wanted to let you know that Burneyfam Books has a YouTube channel and were very excited about people viewing the videos. Pastor Gerry has been going through several of his books on YouTube, explaining the revealed prophecy, the Bible mysteries, and how they relate to what’s happening in the world today, and SO much more, and you can start watching immediately!

CLICK HERE to view our YouTube Channel!

Each video is approximately 30 minutes long, and contain a ton of valuable information all stemming from the books that Pastor Gerry has written. These books are timely, and are updated regularly so you’re getting the most current information available

Here are the titles of the TV series:

Science And Origins – 8 Videos

Revelation & End Times – 23 Videos

The Flat Earth & Genesis – 17 Videos

 

If you’d like to get a book to follow along with Pastor Gerry, but aren’t sure if you’d LIKE it, GOOD NEWS, you can read the first chapter to “try before you buy” to get a taste, Go here!

 

Also, check out Target Truth Ministries, on the WWW

 

Enjoy your day, friends!

$5.37

That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me.

I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and

two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.

Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to

head back out to the truck to grab some change

when the kid, with the Elmo hairdo, said the hardest

thing anyone has ever said to me. He said,

“It’s OK. I’ll just give you the senior citizen discount.”

I turned to see who he was talking to, and I then heard the

sound of change hitting the counter in front of me.

“Only $4.68” he said cheerfully.

I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet?

A mere child !    Senior citizen ?  Noooooooooo way !

I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering

what was wrong with Elmo.   Was he blind ?

 

As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil.    Old ?    Me ?

I’ll show him, I thought.   I opened the door and headed back inside.

I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile.

Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in

front of me, like I could be that easily distracted by some trinket !

What am I now?    A toddler?

“Dude! Can’t get too far without your car keys, eh?”

I stared with utter disdain at the keys.

I began to rationalize in my mind !

“Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly !

It could happen to anyone !”

I turned and headed back to the truck.

I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn’t turn.

What now?!

I checked my keys and tried another.

Still nothing.

That’s when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.

I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror.

Then, a few other objects came into focus:

The car seat in the back seat.

Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard.

A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard.

Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle.

Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot,

relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life.

 

That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger!

My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, …..

only it was nowhere to be found.

I swung the truck around, gathered my courage,

and strode back into the restaurant one final time.

 

There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish.

All  I could think was, “What is the world coming to?”

All I could say was, “Did I leave my food and drink in here”?

 

At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle,

and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits.

Elmo had no clue.

 

I walked back out to the truck,

and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention.

 

He was holding up a drink and a bag.

His mother explained,

“I think you left this in my truck by mistake.”

I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.

She offered these kind words:

“It’s OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time.”

All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone.

Yessss,… I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius.

And no, I told the officer, I’m  not  too old to be driving this fast.

As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall.

I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket.

I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey.

The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.

Pass this on to the other “old fogies” on your list (so they can have fun laughing, too).

Notice the larger type?

That’s for those of us who have trouble reading.